THIS IS HANNAH BANANA: my favorite fruit.She's so spoiled. She gets everything she wants without even asking for it. She'll cry and get people in trouble for doing nothing. She beats people up. She slaps her brothers and pulls her sisters' hair. She doesn't listen to Mommy or her older siblings. She doesn't go to bed on time, eat her vegetables, or say "Yes, Ma'am/Yes, Sir" when told to do something. She doesn't make her bed or say her prayers in the morning. She tells yucky and inappropriate jokes. She tells everyone her opinion about them, which is usually about their age, smell, or looks. She talks and sings ten times louder than necessary, non-stop. She does whatever she wants to, whenever she wants to, no matter what anyone says or thinks about it. She's a stubborn, rotten stinker.
But she's just too cute. Her sing-song voice, her big blue eyes, her button nose, her smile full of perfect little teeth, her tiny dimples. She keeps us all happy and laughing with her hilarious comments and amusing faces. She's beautiful. She's full of love for everyone. No one is a stranger to her. Everyone who meets her knows everything about her. No one can resist falling in love with this little monster.
Life would not be the same with out our perfect Hannah Banana.